I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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