i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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