There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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