Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I looked at my own cervix.
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you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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