How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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