I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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