1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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