Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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