I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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