Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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