Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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