Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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