can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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