Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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