So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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