Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
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love makes seman taste better
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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