Nicole vs. Life
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
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My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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