at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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