if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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