oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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