idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
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I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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