The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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