Kiss
Puke
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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