All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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