What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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