I am puke
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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