This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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