You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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