Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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