you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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