When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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