what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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