can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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