Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Randomize