Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
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Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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