haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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