How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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