I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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