can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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