i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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