Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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