White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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