This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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