if you like me you must not know who I am
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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