he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
How external is "for external use only"?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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