I need help removing her.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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