Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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