Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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