she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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