I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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